Emma Thompson’s Wildest Story Yet: A Call From Donald Trump?!

Trump Invites Her to Dinner... Right After Her Divorce!

She quickly realized it was the day her divorce papers came through.

“If I’d gone on that date, who knows what might’ve happened,” she said, leaving the audience in stitches.

“It’s not really an important part of my creative endeavor,” she said about the billion-dollar franchise.

Emma admitted she only worked a few days per film: “Glasses, hair… quite well paid. I left.”

“I used to say herpes and Margaret Thatcher were both hard to get rid of,” Thompson recalled.

A sketch about Victorian sexual ignorance led to her being hired to adapt Sense and Sensibility.

“We were making a film about it while it was actually happening!”

Wistfully, she said: “Oh, if only we could just have a nice sex scandal and not all this stuff.”

Emma received Locarno’s highest honor. The square was so packed, security had to turn fans away!

She plays a widowed fisherwoman facing a snowy showdown to save a kidnapped teen.