Sabrina Carpenter Just Dropped the Ultimate Dating Burn Book

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[{"selector":"#anim-42204991-b9a4-406d-aee6-df12c0c8043c [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-42.18023220729143%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] From toxic rebounds to “why is she at Costco with him again?”

[{"selector":"#anim-5a33b595-a17b-4a90-87a4-d2548dce71dc [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-43.93086782697725%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] Sabrina’s songs capture that chaotic cycle perfectly.

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[{"selector":"#anim-3929ca0f-4343-4f3b-a2d5-aa2a4a63c3d1 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-50.65659508505983%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] On “Manchild,” Sabrina roasts immature guys… but admits she still likes them

[{"selector":"#anim-90b0038b-0cc7-4ae6-9f55-71870b1e004b [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-30.43323821423523%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] “Remembering how to use your phone gets me oh so hot.” LOL.

[{"selector":"#anim-6497d1bd-317d-4c8d-a6c9-45cb12cc7569 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-46.347424599267114%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] My Man on Willpower unpacks when he was obsessed with you… until suddenly he wasn’t. Sound familiar?

[{"selector":"#anim-91ccd88b-21e1-460b-96d4-e867a711be1a [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-39.73865441553585%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night perfectly captures the messy loop of sex reigniting dying relationships.

[{"selector":"#anim-54e18aef-d914-4025-bcc8-ac8afc42e8b1 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-46.08486395374564%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] Sabrina writes what we all think when our friends keep going back to the guy they swore off. Again.

[{"selector":"#anim-5914d3ff-475d-43cb-84c2-1731233f453a [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-43.580316399729%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] The lyrics? Scarily accurate. The vibe? "Group chat energy" meets glittery pop wisdom.

[{"selector":"#anim-d438b687-c8e8-427c-b23a-e9033dd8c6b4 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-44.08234825744424%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":2000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}] Sometimes the heavy country production buries her humor. But hey—so does indecision in relationships.